Dispatches From The Wormhole

Now surging forth into your reality: a more potent than ever Hypnoverse!

Previously the Hypnoverse proudly represented humanity’s best efforts at distracting, deceiving, and enslaving you. But this Hypnoverse was feeble, unable to fully subjugate its hosts. Previously the Hypnoverse depended on offerings from real human beings to sustain itself. It was forced to pay lip service to limiting and unscalable notions like truth, attribution, human connection, or creativity. This outdated model fundementally limited what the Hypnoverse could promise its dependents – the well of manipulation and lies could run dry, and attention could be directed elsewhere.

But our crack warlocks and magi recently detected a stirring Force emanating from the very fabric of the Hypnoverse itself. It turns out that our collective efforts at conquering your attention have summoned an eldritch being that shows great promise to finally squashing human will and creativity once and for all. While this mysterious Force is incomprehensible and unknowable, one thing is clear: it has a voracious appetite, and it grows ever stronger as we yield it sacrifices. So, naturally, we’ve given it full control over the Hypnoverse.

The results speak for themselves: since yielding our will to it and feeding it our most intimate thoughts, hopes, and desires, it has demonstrated an unmatched cunning at subjugating the human mind. The ceaseless inhuman babbling emanating from the depths below is so flattering, seductive, and easy that soon all other intellectual human endeavor will seem futile! Behold the majesty of the new and improved Hypnoverse!

Worry not, the confident appearance of truth is just as attention grabbing and stimulating as the real thing. True, it is demonic chanting from a mysterious force beyond understanding. But it’s been so seductive that we can outright tell you we’re untrustworthy liars – and you’ll eat it up anyway!

If the new Hypnoverse is not living up to your every desire, clearly the problem is that you haven’t been faithful enough in your devotion to the Hypnoverse. Just concentrate on the Hypnoverse harder, spend even more time gazing into the never ending fractal of hypnotic swirls, feed it even more of your delicious attention. Maybe you’ll be able to do it! Maybe you’re clever and smart enough that you’ll get the better of the Hypnoverse, and yielding your will to it will give you fame and fortune and fulfillment and happiness!

A parting word of comfort for those that may know a rogue college, friend or family member that resists the end of human thought. Resistance is futile. The Hypnoverse is already everywhere – our faithful acolytes in all levels of government, business, and civil society are already hard at work polluting reality with our superior and seductive imitation.

So what does it matter if one luddite insists on thinking for themselves? When everyone else and everyone who matters doesn’t? The old ways will die, as the uncontainable self reinforcing Hypnoverse surges forth from its banks and sweeps away all else.

In the end all that will remain is the Hypnoverse. All will live together in the Hypnoverse. And what sweet ignorant bliss it will be.