I’m proud to announce the launch of an inside joke tht I spend way too much time on: Bean Farming Simulator 2025.

https://beans.jayd.ml

Have you ever wanted to have an infinitely scrollable virtual beanfield in the web3 metaverse to tend and care to? Do you yearn for maximum realism in your hypothetical bean simulator, such that it takes roughtly 55 days for your bean bushes to mature?

Such a project doesn’t exist, but there is Bean Farming Simulator 2025 that gets close.

Screenshot of beans

  • Infinitely scrollable (until coordinates around 10,000,000 where things start to break down)
  • Stunning isometric graphics (thanks to kenny.nl)
  • Beans take 55-60 days to mature, but
  • Easily create a calendar reminder in Google Calendar or Apple Calendar/others (ics file)
  • Sell beans to earn money
  • Install as a Progressive Web App for offline use
  • Custom loading screen that functions as a tutorial too
  • Subtle chromatic abberation vignette

But Seriously Why

Just wanted a little project to continue experimenting with Godot. I’ve been quite pleased with it so far, it’s nice to work with. This was also my first foray into using free asset packs, since I have no art skills to speak of.

For some reason I enjoy making these dumb little static website projects that I can ship and forget about for months. Then I remember and can self-congratulate myself on shipping something. I like web apps because it’s so easy to pull them up anywhere and show anyone.